Sunday, February 23, 2014

But I Don't Want To Eat A Cake From A Dump!

Dump Cake


Yield:  1 9x13 cake
Time:  40 minutes

1 20 oz can crushed pineapple
1 21 oz can cherry pie filling
1 box butter golden recipe cake mix
1 stick butter, grated or cubed
Preheat oven to 350°.  Grease 9x13 cake pan.  Empty pineapple into bottom of cake pan and spread evenly.  Spoon cherry pie filling over pineapple and spread evenly.  Sprinkle cake mix over cherry pie filling evenly.  Spread grated (or cubed) butter over the top of the cake mix.  Bake for 35 minutes.


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Let's start with the origin of this recipe today.  It is adapted from the original Duncan Hines Dump Cake recipe, and until I inquired to my mother about the origins of the recipe, I'd honestly thought it was just a family recipe.  She told me it'd come out of a Duncan Hines Treasury cookbook, so I looked up the recipe of their website so I'd have a link to it.
Also, you all should know that this recipe is interchangeable.  It will work with almost any cake mix (I'm not so sure about the ones that have a pudding mix in them to help make them more moist).  I haven't tried this myself yet, but here is an example/idea for you to try out for yourself; a mock German dark forest cake.  Cherry pie filling on the bottom, a chocolate cake mix of your choice on top of that, the butter, and then bake.  Serve with whipped cream and chocolate shavings/curls (probably best to do so after it has cooled, however).
I prefer grating my butter for this recipe...I find it helps to cover more "ground," so to speak.  If you choose to go this route, I advise freezing your butter for about an hour beforehand.  It greatly reduces (not eliminates) the mess on your hand; that is to say, instead of your hand being covered in slimy butter, you'll just have a thin layer to wash off.
As for how to eat this fantastic cake?  I suggest either hot with a scoop of vanilla bean ice cream, or cold, after it's been in the refrigerator overnight.

 Now, if you'll view my "So What's Going On?" tab at the top of the page, you'll see that from now on, I'll only be posting once a week, and that each post is only going to have one recipe (for when my Rich Pins for Pinterest finally get approved).  This is so that when you pin from my blog, you'll be able to pull up the pin on Pinterest and see the ingredients you need right there, without having to come to my blog (though I believe you have to come to the blog for the instruction).  For more information, please visit the forementioned tab at the top of the page.

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

A Bushel And A Peck, And A Hug Around The Neck....

Candy Covered Pretzels

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Yield:  about 66 pieces
Time:  15 minutes

Buttery pretzel squares (regular pretzels would probably work, too)
Milk chocolate hugged by white creme Hershey's Kisses
M&Ms (preferably holiday colored)

Preheat oven to 300°.  Line cookie sheet with parchment paper.  Place pretzels on parchment paper in a single layer.  Place an unwrapped Kiss in the center of each pretzel.  Bake in oven for three minutes.

While still warm, place one M&M on the center of each Kiss, "M" side down.

Put in freezer for 20 minutes to cool & set.

Crockpot Candied Pecans

Pinterest:  The Gingerbread Blog
Yield:  about 5 cups
Time:  3 hours 35 minutes

½ cup (1 stick) butter
16 oz pecan halves
½ cup powdered sugar

Spice Mix
1 ½ tsp cinnamon
¼ tsp ground cloves
¼ tsp ground ginger
Pinch of salt

Preheat crockpot on high for 15 minutes.  Melt butter in crockpot.  Add pecans and stir to coat.  Stir in powdered sugar & coat pecans.  Cover and cook on high for 15 minutes.  Uncover & turn to low, cooking for about 3 hours.  Stir occasionally, until crisp glaze forms.

Toss pecans to coat in spice mixture.  Spread on parchment paper lined cookie sheet and cool.


Sugar Cookies

Alton Brown
Yield: about 48 medium cookies.
Time:  2 hours 25 minutes

Flour Mixture
3 cups flour
¾ tsp baking powder
¼ tsp salt

1 cup (2 sticks) butter, softened
1 cup sugar
1 egg, beaten
1 tbsp milk
Powdered sugar, for rolling

In a stand mixer using the paddle attachment, cream butter & sugar.  Add egg & milk.  Slowly add flour mixture until dough pulls away from the bowl.  If dough resists pulling away from bowl, turn mixer up to medium.

Form into two disks & cover in plastic wrap.  Refrigerate for 2 hours.
Preheat oven to 375°.  Line cookie sheet with parchment paper.  Roll out dough with powdered sugar to about ¼ inch thick.  Cut with desired cookie cutter shape and place on parchment paper.


Bake 7-9 minutes, rotating cookie sheet halfway through.  Watch carefully to avoid overbaking or burning.

Let cool on sheet 10 minutes before transferring to a cooling rack.  If decorating with Edible Glitter (follows), place face down on glitter and tap lightly on the back, while cookie is still warm.  Transfer to cooling rack.

Cool completely before attempting to frost.  (See below for decorating tips.)








Edible Glitter

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Yield:  varies
Time:  10 minutes

Sugar
Food coloring of choice

Preheat oven to just under 200°.  Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.  Put desired amount of sugar in a container with a lid.

Add desired amount of food coloring.

Put lid on container & shake thoroughly.

When satisfied with color, spread out on parchment paper.


Place in oven.  After 5 minutes, wiggle baking sheet to sift sugar around.  Check very frequently to ensure sugar does not melt.  When sugar begins to spark, remove the baking sheet from the oven.

Let cool.  Store or use as desired.

Royal Icing

Pinterest:  Beth Gambee (Little Delights Cakes)
Yield:  1 batch
Time:  6 minutes

3 large egg whites
1  ¾ cup powdered sugar

With a whisk attachment on your stand mixer, combine egg whites with powdered sugar on low speed, scraping down sides of bowl as necessary.

Once fully combined, turn mixer to highest setting and mix for approximately five minutes, until whites hold a peak.


Color as desired (recommend using gel color to prevent thinning the icing too much).


Chocolate Covered Strawberry Hearts

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Yield:  varies
Time:  1-2 hours

1 container of strawberries
1 bag worth of chocolate chips
1/4 tbsp butter
1/2 tbsp vegetable oil

Wash and thoroughly dry strawberries.

Line a cookie sheet with parchment paper.  Cut off green tops of strawberries and halve.  Lay halves cut side down and place together to form a heart.  Trim as necessary to achieve heart shape.  Stick a tooth pick through the side, connecting the two halves to form the heart.


In a double broiler, melt together butter and chocolate chips, stirring occasionally.

Once melted, add vegetable oil to achieve a shine.    Take strawberries and spoon a layer of chocolate onto the back of the strawberries.

Let set, about half an hour or longer, as necessary.  If need be, stick in refrigerator or freezer to accelerate this process.  Once set, remove toothpick and turn over.  Spoon chocolate over the top and let set again.  If you choose to sprinkle with edible glitter, do so before leaving to set.  After the chocolate is all set and if you have any leftover chocolate, feel free to add food coloring and use a fork to drizzle it over the strawberries for decoration.


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Candy Covered Pretzels

This is really as simple as it sounds.  It just takes a few minutes and a touch of patience.  And just look at that picture!  At how pretty they came out!  These are super adorable, if you ask me.  And they were very yummy, too (I ate a couple...I had to try them out!).

Crockpot Candied Pecans

This is really quite a simple recipe, but honestly, it may take longer than that 3 hours to get your crispy glaze that you're looking for.  And while I love these, and think they make a great gift, they'd probably be better suited for the Fall season, or for Christmas (really, I guess I made these since it is still winter, and I think they're well suited to both the Fall and Winter seasons).

Sugar Cookies

Like it says above, watch carefully!  I actually burned my first batch.  Mostly because I'd accidentally rolled them too thin.  What can I say?  I tend to do that a lot.  Mostly because I like things thin.  Like my pie dough, for instance.  Also, if you're having problems getting your cookie dough to pull away from the bowl even after you've added all the flour, just crank it up to about medium.  After a minute, it'll pull right away and hug the paddle.  No worries about that, though.  The dough is soft and will fall off of it with a light poke.
Look forward to seeing this recipe on a few more blogs this year.  They were pretty yummy, and will probably be used for Saint Patrick's Day, definitely for Easter, and probably for a few other major holidays, too.  I guess we'll see.
To decorate the cookies, as demonstrated in the pictures above, put a base coat on your cookies.  Using two other colors, make lines (either vertical or radiating outwards from the center), then use a toothpick and drag it through the icing, barely touching the cookie (either back and forth horizontally, or spiraling outwards from the center).
For more tips on decorating, visit this page.

Edible Glitter

This is seriously one of the most simplest things in the world!  Why would you ever bother buying sparkly sugar again, when you can make it in ten minutes or less!  Never again, I tell you!
Anyway, when the red glitter came out of the oven (you don't wanna know how much food coloring I used on it), it had formed into clumps, so I just broke it up with my fingers, and it worked fine.  I only used three drops of food coloring for my pink sugar, though, and had no problems with it whatsoever.

Royal Icing

The original recipe I attempted for this was horrible.  Using this one was such a success, that the contrast between the two ending textures was mind blowing for me.  This icing came out light and fluffy...kinda like marshmallow creme, only not sticky.  And the taste was 100% better than the first recipe I tried.  Anyway, in the pictures above for the royal icing...the last picture in that section to be specific, you'll see that I have thinned icing in bottle, upside down in a cup.  They're squeeze bottles, Mainstay brand, from Wal-Mart, and they were only $0.97 a piece.  Very handy to have.  However, if you have piping bags, you may wish to use those instead, just to save yourself a bit of money.

Chocolate Covered Strawberry Hearts

I popped my strawberries into the freezer to set, about 20 minutes or so each time.  You will notice some leakage from the strawberries when you put them in the freezer, but don't let it concern you.  Also, you may need more than a bag's worth of chocolate chips (I only had a total of 1 ¼ of chocolate chips...I was using what I had leftover from a Chocolate Chip Cookie Cheesecake [you'll be seeing that recipe in the near future]).  Anyway, it was far from enough.  Maybe a bag would be enough (since a bag is typically about two cups), but you'll have to judge that for yourself.  Also, I was using a small container of strawberries, not a large one.

Overall Meal

Yeah, yeah, I know...not a meal!  MEH, sue me.
Anyway, I made these treats for my brothers, and whomever they wished to share them with.  I also made this for one's girlfriend (he's the only one with a girlfriend at the moment...they're teenagers, it changes day-to-day!):

How did I make it?  Very simply.  I took the zipper off a ripped pair of jeans (they were clean!), I bought a cheap $1 sewing kit, and I took a charm off an old necklace I had.  A few stitches, a couple of snips to make holes for the chain to go through, and BOOM!  Instant gift!  Check out this pin on Pinterest for more info (when you go to the website it came from, it tells you "Source Unknown," so you pretty much have to wing it from the picture).

Okay, so that paper bag there?  It was next to the Valentine's Day cards.  3 for $1.  I did buy three, and used the other two for the younger brothers' treats.  The tissue paper was $1.47, and three sheets were pink polka dotted, and the other three were plain white.  The ribbon was $1.57.

This is the "bag" holding the older brother's (and his girlfriend's) treats.  I took the remaining tissue paper, kinda crisscrossed it, then put the treats in the center and pulled the paper up around it.  I squeezed the paper just above the treats to make it hold shut while I tied it with "Hot Pink" tulle ribbon (for a 4 yd spool, it was $2.57...I know, expensive...but I couldn't resist it.  It was perfect for what I wanted to do).

And this here?  This tin?  Well, it's for the middle brother.  See, I found out at the last minute that he has what I call a "Hang Out Date."  Meaning there's a girl he's got his eye on, and he gets to hang out with her for Valentine's Day.  So I packaged up the Chocolate Covered Strawberry Hearts in this after lining the tin with parchment paper.  I put the lid on and then used the tulle ribbon on it.  That was the hard part.  See, I laid it over the top, twisted it underneath, then brought it back up top and made the bow.  The reason it was hard is because you can't turn the tin upside down for fear of causing the hearts to fall apart.  But I managed it, and I think it'll be a nice little gift for him to give her!

This is the bag I put my mother's pecans in.  10 of these for only 97¢!  They are cute, and you can write a name on the center of the bag (like I did~).  They do come with twist ties so you can seal them up.  I found them in the Valentine's Day aisle (one of them, anyway...our Wal-Mart has three, including the one with the cards, wrapping paper, gift bags and all that...and they're all in different places, too).

So that's it!  Good luck making these, and I hope you and yours enjoy them.  Have a happy Valentine's Day!

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Friday, February 7, 2014

Pineapple? Why, How Tropical Of You!

Pineapple Upside Down Cake


Yield:  6 servings
Time:  1 hour 7 minutes

1/4 cup (1/2 stick) melted butter
2/3 cup firmly packed brown sugar (light or dark)
1 20 oz can pineapple slices
Maraschino cherries
2 large eggs, separated into whites and yolks
3/4 cup sugar
1/4 cup pineapple juice, reserved from can
3/4 cup flour
1/8 tsp salt
1/2 tsp baking powder


Preheat oven to 325°.  Grease 8 inch round cake pan.  Pour melted butter into bottom of pan.  Sprinkle brown sugar over butter evenly.  Arrange pineapple slices (should be 7) over brown sugar.  Put a cherry in the center of each pineapple slice.
Using a hand mixer, beat egg yolks until thickened, about 2 minutes.  Beat in sugar.  Beat in reserved juice.  Slowly incorporate flour, salt, & baking powder.  Beat egg whites on high speed until medium-firm peaks form.  Fold into cake batter.  Spread over pineapple & cherries.  Bake 45-52 minutes.  Let cool half an hour before turning out onto plate.  Fight over center cherry.



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Pineapple Upside Down Cake

This recipe is pretty close to the original.  The major difference here?  Greasing the cake pan.  If you watch the video on my YouTube Channel, you'll understand why I have you do this; the sides of the cake stuck to the pan.  It nearly came completely apart on me.  If you are having any difficulty removing the cake from the pan (despite greasing it), use a butter/table knife and run it around the sides, between the cake and the pan.  It'll help loosen it up and release.
This recipe was basically a request from my mother.  She was apparently craving a pineapple upside down cake, and all we had to buy was the pineapple and cherries.  We had everything else.  Also, this recipe came out better than expected.  We totally loved it.
Something to note; the top of the cake, when it comes out of the oven, is going to be a little crusty.  It's fine, trust me.  In fact, it's quite delicious.

Overall Meal

 

So this isn't really a meal...it's just a dessert.  But a delicious dessert!  One I'm actually going to be making again in just a couple of days (we're low on butter and I have to wait to get more).  Anyway, try this out!  It's totally and completely awesome; I promise you, you're going to love it!

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Cola what now?

Cola Brisket


Yield:  4 servings
Time:  12 hours, 2~ hours

1 batch "BBQ" Spice Blend
3-5 lb beef brisket (flat or point cut), lightly trimmed of excess fat

Cola Mixture
1 cup Diet Coke
1/2 cup coffee
1 cup ketchup
1 pkg Onion soup mix

Rub brisket with spice blend & refrigerate, covered, 12 hours or overnight.
Preheat oven to 325°.  In glass baking dish, pour cola mixture over brisket.  Cover with aluminum foil & cook in oven for 30 minutes per pound, removing foil for last 20 minutes of cooking.



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Cola Brisket

Okay, so this was real easy to cook.  Rub down the brisket, pop it into the fridge until the next day (or if you get up at 5 in the morning to get ready for work, take care of it then.  You can stick it in the oven at 5 in the evening, and dinner will be ready about 7 or so).  Pour the cola mixture over, pop it in the oven, forget about it for a while, take the foil off, wait 20 minutes and BAM...done.  ...And delicious~.
Now for information about the original recipe.  The original recipe called for a 12 ounce can of coke.  Well, we don't keep cans, we keep 2 liters.  And we don't have regular coke, just Diet Coke, Coke Zero, Wild Cherry Pepsi, Mountain Dew, and Mountain Dew Code Red (the drinks with the real sugar are my brother's).  So I used some of my Diet Coke for this.  But I only wanted to use 1 cup (which is 8 ounces).  And we had some coffee left in the pot from that morning, so I thought...why not??  And 1/2 cup of coffee went in (which is 4 ounces, giving me my 12 ounces of liquid).
Another difference (and this is kinda slight) is that the original recipe calls for chili sauce (which you can find in the Asian section of your grocery store...typically, anyway).  However, it does say in the original recipe that you can substitute ketchup.  Since I had it on hand, that's what I did.  And like I said before, it came out delicious.
Oh, and of course, you don't have to use a glass baking dish...just anything that has sides and will contain the liquid.

Overall Meal

 

So what is a great compliment to a brisket?  My Easy Rolls .  And peas.  Now, you can probably tell from that picture that those are canned peas.  ...Honestly, I'm okay with canned peas, but I really do prefer frozen peas.  However, my brother won't eat much in the way of vegetables, and is so picky about his peas that he won't eat frozen peas, only canned.  So I do what I can with them; cook them in the juices from the can until hot, then drain and toss them with some butter and a few dashes of salt until the butter is melted.  Anyway, I hope ya'll try out this recipe!  It's simple and deliciously fantastic.  Check out my YouTube Channel to see the demonstration of this recipe, and of other recipes as well!  Feel free to subscribe, too!

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Thursday, February 6, 2014

You Braided A Taco? ...What?

Crescent Roll Dough

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Yield:  1 batch (equivalent to 1 can)
Time:  20 minutes, 2 hours

Yeast
1 tbsp (1 packet) dry active yeast
1/4 cup warm water
1 tsp sugar

3/4 cup warm milk
1/4 cup melted butter
1/4 cup sugar
1 tsp salt
1 egg
3 1/2-4 cups flour



Bloom yeast with warm water & sugar, 10 minutes.

Add yeast to sugar, salt, milk, butter, & egg.  Add 2 cups of flour, beating till smooth.  Add 3rd cup of flour, mixing well.  Add remaining flour until dough is no longer sticky/pulls away from bowl.  Knead on lightly floured surface until smooth & elastic.  Place in greased bowl and cover with plastic wrap or clean towel, & let rise until doubled, 1 1/2-2 hours.  Punch down.


Taco Braid

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Yield: 4-6 servings
Time:  45 minutes

Seasoning Mix
Salt & pepper to taste
2 tbsp chili powder
1 tbsp paprika
1 tbsp garlic powder

1 batch crescent roll dough, rolled out to fit cookie sheet
1 lb ground beef
1 pkg taco seasoning
1/3 cup water (for taco seasoning)
1 can refried beans
1 can corn
1 cup finely shredded sharp cheddar cheese



Preheat oven to 350°.  Brown ground beef with seasoning mix over medium heat.  Drain meat.  Add taco seasoning & water.  Bring to boil & reduce to simmer for 5 minutes.  Return heat to medium and add refried beans.  Heat through.  Add corn and heat through.  Set meat mixture aside.  Line a cookie sheet with parchment paper and lay out crescent roll dough on it.  Using a pizza cutter, cut about an inch in on each side, towards the middle of the dough.  Space about half an inch in between cuts down the length of the side.  Spread meat mixture down the middle of the dough.  Top with cheese.  Fold crescent roll strips over filling.  Bake 25-30 minutes, until golden brown.


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Crescent Roll Dough

Okay, very first thing?  WARM WATER.  Not hot.  If you use hot water, you're going to kill your yeast.  To check the temperature of the water, run it over the inside of your wrist; people tend to be more temperature sensitive in that area, and it very well may help prevent you from making your water too hot.
But Tee...how do we actually make crescent rolls with your crescent roll dough?
I'm glad you asked!  Here's what you do:
  1. Roll out dough into a circle, as thick or as thin as you please.
  2. Brush dough with softened butter.
  3. Using a pizza cutter...well, cut like a pizza.  anywhere from 8 to 12 slices (triangles), depending on how large you want them.
  4. Roll each slice from the widest part to the point, with the butter on the inside.
  5. Bake at 350°, 20 minutes, or until golden brown.

Taco Braid

Okay, this differs a pretty good deal from the original recipe.  Not by too much, I guess, though.  For starters, the original recipe called for a can of drained black beans, and a can of drained diced tomatoes.  I improvised with what I had, that's all.

Overall Meal


The taco braid is pretty much a complete meal...it's got starch, protein, and a vegetable (yes, corn is a starch, but it's also a veggie).  But maybe you'll want to top it with some sour cream...or salsa.  Do whatever with it, make it your own...but most importantly...enjoy it!
Oh, and sorry I don't have videos for these...I did record it, but the recording program (for some reason) decided to forget my audio input.  So you'll just have to live with the pictures.

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